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Name: steven Gender: Male
Interests: I love Star Wars, and the Oakland Athletics Expertise: I can beat anyone at flying games
I know my Oakland Athletics
and I love my Star Wars Occupation: Military Industry: Engineering
Message: message me AIM: giantstlaven
Member Since:
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| Steven Eickholt: herro Emily has joined this chat. Emily: 'erro? Zeek has joined this chat. Steven Eickholt: monkey Ben has joined this chat. Ben: fascinating Steven Eickholt: awsome Ben: I so rarely do this Steven Eickholt: drives you mad after awhile Zeek: lol Ben: Ha! Zeek, you're name's in pink to me Steven Eickholt: argintina is secretly gay Emily: me too Zeek: go fuck posiden when you find atlantis Emily: how can an ENTIRE country be gay steven? Steven Eickholt: emily is pink ben is blue and zeek is green here. and i already found atlantis Steven Eickholt: you tell us zeek Zeek: then you've fucked posiden Zeek: thus not only making you gay Zeek: but like godly gay Steven Eickholt: he's a fish retard Steven Eickholt: its beastiality on my side Zeek: so a whole new kind of gay surpassing the gayiety of the god's themselves man Zeek: thats a whole new low Zeek: ... Zeek: *cries* Zeek: posiden is a man with a beard that resembles santa if he had offspring with a mermaid Emily: ahhh, stop! STOP! Ben: wow, i look away from this screen for like 5 minutes and this is what awaits me? Zeek: lol Zeek: your welcome Steven Eickholt: hahahaahhahahahahaha Emily: i just had the mental picture of what the offspring of santa and a mermaid would look like thanks to you zeek Steven Eickholt: this conversation is fantastic Zeek: posiden? 11:45 PM Emily: but obese Steven Eickholt: you still haven't answered why your whole country is gay zeek Zeek: you still havent answered why you fucked posiden? Ben: That's impossible, unless they have extremely advanced artificial insemenation techniques Zeek: lol Steven Eickholt: WE FOUND ATLANTIS RETARD Zeek: so then you fucked Posiden why? Steven Eickholt: he was the only one available Emily: ... Zeek: so the whole city of fish people Zeek: and you choose the obese santa fish man Ben: X_X Zeek: way to go man Ben: This must be what being traumatized through print is like Steven Eickholt: he looked better then all the rest lol Zeek: raising the bar for the arian race Ben: lol Emily: So, Steven...you just admitted that you had sexual relations with a mythical being because he was the only one available Ben: Didn't poisiden have like 50 daughters? Steven Eickholt: i can't think straight i'm laughing so hard Zeek: lol Ben: did you just conveniently ignore the 50 naked fish-chicks? Emily: lol Steven Eickholt: start at the top i like to Steven Eickholt: work my way down Ben: so....you slept with a fish-santa....because he had money? Steven Eickholt: >_0 Ben: doesn't that make you a prostitute? Zeek: ..lol Steven Eickholt: sure Ben: aAAAAH! you sucked me into this conversation! Emily: Oh my GOD! Steven is the last person I ever want to see turing tricks! Zeek: lol Emily: With mythical creatures no less! Ben: Amen Steven Eickholt: stop making me laugh so hard Zeek: well when your in atlantis and a nazi I dont think you have much choice when your the only one Emily: lol Zeek: you are the bitch to who ever comes and goes Ben: Wouldn't a nazi try to kill all the merpeople for the sake of genetic integrity? Zeek: no pun intended 11:50 PM Emily: so, this was all a part of Hitler's plan? Zeek: yes Zeek: Hitler tricked several nazis to fuck merpeople Steven Eickholt: merchildren lol Zeek: to further advance the arian race Ben: Wow, that actually made me laugh out loud Zeek: yeah well i've been cracking up here Steven Eickholt: i've been laughing uncontroalably for about 5 minutes now Ben: Well, it actually happens rather rarely with me when typing Ben: so...bravo Steven Eickholt: this is a conversation to go down in history Emily: yeah...I'm saving this Ben: ......*shiver* Steven Eickholt: i think we all are Ben: I'm repressing it as we speak Zeek: lol Zeek: I know i am Emily: lol Steven Eickholt: back to vicoden ben Ben: You have no idea how much i want some, but my parents HID IT! Zeek: lol Zeek: addict Ben: Shush! Ben: You've never had it Ben: It's like morphine for kids Steven Eickholt: oh ya but not as bad as you Emily: that is pretty bad, ben Ben: 9_9 Steven Eickholt: he needs therapy Zeek: and vicodin Ben: It's vic-A-din Ben: *smacks inner spelling nerd to shut up* Steven Eickholt: you know the chemical compound for it to Emily: he needs an intervention if his parents have to hide narcotics from him Ben: lol Steven Eickholt: he's a dealer Ben: I'm kidding Ben: I know precisely where it is Ben: how much of it there is Ben: what the precise weight of the bottle is Ben: how often they check it every week Emily: ...is that supposed to comfort us?...addict Zeek: and openly admit to steal it and peddle it to youngins on a daily basis Steven Eickholt: now are those the real pills or sugar pills Ben: well, most are real, I've replaced a few with sugar over the past couple months Zeek: lol Steven Eickholt: a few or all 11:55 PM Emily: he keeps the real pills and sells the placebos to the wee ones Zeek: prooving that our drug dealer friend here is into the narcotics bussiness and now we can take orders Zeek: i would like a does of herion and some cocain Steven Eickholt: i'll take ten kilos ben Ben: Your friendly neighborhood dealer at your service Zeek: lol Zeek: sweet Steven Eickholt: awsome Ben: But your not in my neighborhood argentinian boy Emily: the police just *happen* to break down your door right about now Ben: neigher are you mr poisiden-fetish Zeek: damn Steven Eickholt: i didn't call them i swear Emily: lol Steven Eickholt: lol Zeek: well hey em has a car Zeek: and so do I ... technically Ben: Are you suggesting a road trip to the drug dealers house? Ben: That's kinda anticlimactic Emily: hey, people have down stranger things Ben: True, but they've also done funner things Steven Eickholt: like jumping out of a moving van Emily: i think steven is confusing the word "funner" with the word "stupid" Zeek: lol Zeek: no Emily: wait..."funner" isn't a fucking word! Steven Eickholt: hey you didn't say you were going to stop Emily: lol Ben: heh heh Zeek: it was Funny to me Emily: i didn't think you were ACTUALLY going to jump out of my van steven! Steven Eickholt: you said yo were goiong to slow down to 60 YOU LIED BASTARD Zeek: yeah she HALTED WHEN YOU JUMPED OUT OF HER VAN Ben: God, I can't believe no one was recording that for me Zeek: im sorry Zeek: if i could put my mind on playback i would Ben: I would've paid about 20 simolians to see it Zeek: i would have sold them on ebay Steven Eickholt: so it could have been a pay per view lol Emily: after i realised i didn't kill him, it was hilarious Ben: Lol Zeek: exactly Zeek: its funny until someone looses a eye Zeek: he still hasnt 12:00 AM Zeek: so i laugh Zeek: ^_^ Steven Eickholt: still have all my limbs lol Steven Eickholt: lost my mind though Zeek: (note to self: try harder) Ben: Can we still laugh at non-fatal injuries even when he dies from an inevitable bungie-jumping accident? Emily: lol Zeek: yes Steven Eickholt: lol Ben: good Zeek: because it wasnt our fault Ben: Yay! Zeek: thus we have a guilt free concious Zeek: lol Ben: (no one suspects a thing) Zeek: jk steven Emily: it all depends on the circumstance of the accident Steven Eickholt: i have a feeling you all are planning something Ben: Well, techniquely, we might have survivor's guilt, if we were watching Zeek: .... never Zeek: well if we Wernt Emily: it has to have that "darwin award" element to it in order for us to laugh, and not go to hell Zeek: and listening to sasquatch Ben: So....he'd be bungie jumping with anvils Ben: using licorice strips Ben: and being coached by Fat Albert Steven Eickholt: ON A 5 FOOT BRIDGE Emily: "Hey, hey, hey! You gonna' DIE!" Zeek: HEADLINES: Man jumps out of a moving plane only to be hit in the face by stray hummingbird, knocking him into a ventilation fan. resulting in instant death Zeek: lol Ben: that must be a friggin' huge hummingbird Steven Eickholt: yoi suuck hahahahahahahahhaahahaha Ben: That's like....and yellingbird Zeek: lol Steven Eickholt: i'm laughing damit Zeek: no i was knocked back by a hummingbird Steven Eickholt: so freekinnn harddd Zeek: headshot and i almost fell on my ass Zeek: granted i was jumping and it hit me in mid air Zeek: but never the less Steven Eickholt: hahahahahahahahah Zeek: little bugger threw me off balance Steven Eickholt: he smelled the argintina on you!!! Ben: That's cus they fly fast Zeek: thus they could knock steven into a ventilation fan Ben: Combination of you jumping and him flying caused an increased impact Zeek: if he was free falling out of a plane Ben: Hmmm, I don't know if it could cause him to change velocity, but he'd definitely get a concussion Zeek: or death 12:05 AM Ben: Hitting anything out of a free-fall is like hitting a brick Steven Eickholt: let me ask my physics teacher tomorow about this Zeek: well what if it was a super bird Zeek: like harvey birdman Emily: lol Steven Eickholt: why don't you just soot me and get it over with Ben: Then he'd give steven a concussion, then sue him Steven Eickholt: *shoot Zeek: lol Ben: Soot? Shall we shove you up a chimney then? Zeek: no i think we will soot you Zeek: with soot Ben: Get the sooting gun Zeek Emily: Chim chimmeny ... Emily has left this chat. Zeek: he was already shoved up posiden's chiminey Steven Eickholt: BASTARD Ben: ewwwwwwwwww Ben: ew ew ew Zeek: lol Emily has joined this chat. Zeek: i couldnt resist Steven Eickholt: my head is filled with bad images right now Ben: But poisiden's a FUCKING FISH! YOU CAN'T FUCK A FUCKING FISH! Emily: we're back to this again? Steven Eickholt: see what you missed em Ben: I'm getting exhasperated with this topic Zeek: well if its a fucking fish Zeek: i would assume it got the name somehow Steven Eickholt: LOL Ben: It's not part of the name, it's a derogitory adjective Steven Eickholt: >_< Zeek: which makes me think Zeek: the do do bird Zeek: who the fuck came up with that Emily: I'm...so confused Steven Eickholt: someone taking a doo doo Steven Eickholt: duh Zeek: dodo Zeek: not doo doo Emily: lol... Ben: bored scientists Steven Eickholt: dodo doo doo same thing Zeek: or it'd be the shitting bird and we all know birds shit anyway Zeek: anything living for that matter shits Steven Eickholt: OMG ONE HIT ME AT WORK THE OTHER DAY Zeek: a dodo bird? Ben: Most unimaginitive bird name ever "the swift" Emily: lol Zeek: lol Ben: "Why'dyou call it that george?" "duuuh, cus it's fast" Zeek: would have been great if it was called the swift and it was fat Ben: see, that would be funny Steven Eickholt: sounds like a pill of some sort Ben: but scientists have no imaginative Ben: *imagination Ben: ie "The big bang" 12:10 AM Zeek: lol Ben: ie "Dark" matter Zeek: not the small explosion of life Steven Eickholt: feel the force Steven Eickholt: lol Zeek: or the big bad AWSOME EXPLOSION OF CREATION Ben: or the HORRENDOUS SPACE KABLOOIE! Zeek: Or the PPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT! Ben: the giant rasberry? Zeek: exactly Steven Eickholt: the universe was made from the force Ben: hmm, is rasberry with an s or a z? Zeek: s i think Steven Eickholt: s Ben: ssssssssssssss Ben: ssssssssssssssssmokin! Zeek: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Zeek: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhell no Steven Eickholt: sssssssssssssssssssssssslow down Ben: saying that many h's must be hard on the throat Zeek: ENERGY LEGS Steven Eickholt: BABAS Zeek: hence i love aim Emily has left this chat. Zeek: 400 hundred babies Steven Eickholt: emily lost her mind Zeek: i think so Ben: Or she was drowned Ben: in a tidal wave of idiocy Zeek: or eaten alive Steven Eickholt: HEAD SHOT Ben: Heh heh Zeek: Brock is dead Steven Eickholt: wheres the flag "i have it sam Steven Eickholt: BROCK IS DEAD Zeek: lol Zeek: exactly Ben: 9_9 Steven Eickholt: you had to be there ben Ben: I know, I know Zeek: to see how inept amanda and sama re on a team Zeek: against me and steven Steven Eickholt: that was so much fun Ben: I can imagine it Steven Eickholt: we killed them in like 2 minutes 12:15 AM Steven Eickholt: i think they got like 1 kill Zeek: vs like what? 18 Steven Eickholt: they got no flags and 1 kill Steven Eickholt: i think we got 5 flags and about 20 kills piece Zeek: lol Steven Eickholt: wow it slowed down alot Steven Eickholt: is everyone like comotose Ben: I'm tired Ben: and you guys started talkign about something that I wasn't there for Steven Eickholt: oh Steven Eickholt: we can always go back to the sex and fish Zeek: NO Ben: no Ben: no no no Steven Eickholt: ok ok 12:20 AM Zeek: lets try somthing different Zeek: like... sane? Steven Eickholt: ahh i can't figure out how to bring em back in Zeek: invited her? Steven Eickholt: ya she can't get back in Emily has joined this chat. Zeek: uh Zeek: Im good Zeek: what now Emily: ...'ello? Zeek: lol Steven Eickholt: there she is Zeek: yay it worked Zeek: yeah thast right AIM. Bow to my power Steven Eickholt: bitchen Zeek: anywho Emily: you guys overloaded my computer on stupid Zeek: so on to some sane topic Zeek: lol. sorry its midnight Zeek: lol Emily: lol Ben: ugh, I'm tired Emily: i's just kiddin' Steven Eickholt: omg i'm listing to a song that sounds like ewoks are singing it Zeek: i know but true enough. Emily: so much for sane, lol Ben: You sure it's not the chipmunks? Zeek: and I have yoshi's story Ben: Those damned rodents Steven Eickholt: either way it sounds like micheal jackson on crack Ben: Umbrella Chronicles...comes out next weeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Steven Eickholt: and??? Steven Eickholt: lol Emily: 13th right? Zeek: and Assassin's creeedddddd Ben: it'll be in stores on the 14th Zeek: *drools Zeek: 8 Zeek: same day Ben: yeah Ben: tell me how AC is Steven Eickholt: there holding assissans creed back for a week Zeek: fucking i have to stare at those boxes all weekend and not be able to touch them Zeek: *cries* Ben: I know, I know Steven Eickholt: thats your fault for working at a gaming store zeek Ben: Hey, while 4 of us are in the same "room" Steven Eickholt: ya Zeek: party time? Ben: You guys wanna do something on Monday? sine it's a holiday and all? Zeek: if im not busy then yeah Emily: sure Zeek: just depends on how i do my school work this weekend Steven Eickholt: deffinalty Ben: Pfft, it's veteran's day, they can't make you work! Ben: Your a Veteran of WWWII! 12:25 AM Ben: The Internet war! Zeek: lol Ben: Did I just type that? Steven Eickholt: wii don't understand Zeek: i should bring that up with them Ben: *hits head on keyboard* Ben: tired Ben: need Ben: killing Zeek: Wii think it is time to begin a nuclear war Zeek: Wii beleive on the internets Ben: Wii hate you Steven Eickholt: wii love you Zeek: Wii know ben... Wi know Steven Eickholt: wii wii Ben: ugh Ben: I'm never making a joke like that again Steven Eickholt: hahahahahahahaha Emily: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ben: ever Ben: ever ever ever Zeek: you know if you press the I button and hold it while its capitilized it looks like a barcode Ben: So how do you guys feel about the economy? Zeek: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Zeek: or a line of hair Ben: or a catarax Steven Eickholt: lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Steven Eickholt: or a railroad Zeek: you also know if you say cheese cake real slow it sounds like gulible Ben: funny guy Zeek: lol Steven Eickholt: quick behind you its a gulible Emily: yeah, and gullible isn't in the dictionary either Ben: and if you punch yourself in the face it doesn't work Zeek: didnt hurt to try Zeek: lol Steven Eickholt: i got so many kids on halloween with thtat Zeek: ah man... at mpc in the last week thanks to me in a chain i have gotten about 50 people with that joke Ben: "Trick or Treat!" "Hey kid! Say cheesecake!" Zeek: why? Zeek: it sounds like gulible Zeek: Steven Eickholt: no no say this Steven Eickholt: look behind you its a gullible Emily: OH! Zeek: clever Emily: you know what's really cool? Zeek: but you have to say it fast Ben: PONG? Zeek: the dictionary? Steven Eickholt: pokemon Emily: yes, yes, and NO Zeek: lol Steven Eickholt: damn Zeek: Pokemon rocks. Zeek: anywho Zeek: continue Emily: but seriously, this is a pretty neat intelligence and coordination test Steven Eickholt: please Ben: crap Zeek: what Ben: I'm screwed then Steven Eickholt: ??? 12:30 AM Emily: take a pencil, not a pen, a penscil and a quarter Ben: wait, I've heard about this Steven Eickholt: ok hold on a sec Zeek: I"VE FAILED! Ben: i think... Emily: trace the quarter as many times as you can on a piece of paper Steven Eickholt: ok Ben: kk Zeek: k Ben: heh heh Ben: kk+k Emily: and when you're filled the paper up, for the coordination part you have to run the quarter from your forhead to you chin Zeek: tee hee Zeek: lol Steven Eickholt: is this like beer pong or somethng Steven Eickholt: OH GOD Zeek: ? Steven Eickholt: I KNOW WHERE YOUR GOING WITH THIS Steven Eickholt: NONONONONONONO Zeek: ... i confused? Ben: Calm down Steven Eickholt: ok Steven Eickholt: sorry it took me a sec to figure that out Emily: what are you talking about steven? this is a serious test of intelligence and coordination Zeek: it leaves a black mark on your face? Steven Eickholt: yea Emily: ...did you actually do it? Steven Eickholt: no Zeek: im doing it Steven Eickholt: almost though Emily: LOL.....excellent Ben: Can it count if I did this same thing about 2 years ago? Emily: god, where are those kids from english when you need them Zeek: running around Zeek: somewhere Zeek: lol Ben: In a farm Zeek: lol Ben: My farm Steven Eickholt: for all you gun enthuisist out there put sharpie on the scope Zeek: called college Steven Eickholt: its stays wet for freakin ever Steven Eickholt: *sigh 12:35 AM Ben: ok Ben: I just felt my brain snap, mind going into auto-shutdown mode Ben: I've got about 5 minutes before I faint Zeek: sweet Steven Eickholt: awsome warp time Ben: I'm going to take this opportunity....to go to bed Emily: i think i may have to do the same Steven Eickholt: no no we love you ben Zeek: and wake up hours later with a strange memory of every placment of the keys on your keyboard Ben: IF any of you have anything amazingly clever to say, say it now Steven Eickholt: VADER OWNS Zeek: WITS Emily: HEY! HEY! HEY! Zeek: KKK! Ben: Thank you, I'll be here all week Ben: try the veal Steven Eickholt: venison??? Emily: ben, leave before you suffer more...drain...bamage Zeek: i just thought it was a nice contradictory statment to fat albert and it rhymed Ben: Me fail english? That's unpossible Steven Eickholt: night everyone lol Zeek: k Ben: ok ok Ben: g'night Zeek: night ladies and gents Zeek has left this chat. Ben has left this chat. Steven Eickholt: night Emily: night
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| my life in a nut shell 1. i bought wow 2. i'm going to alabama in 7 days 3. i'm finding the best musac eva 4. i don't think my hands could get any more frakked up 5. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA SEASON 3 COMES OUT THE 16 YAAAAAAAAAAAAY 6. harvey birdman is the funniest show ever thats my life in a nut shell, pick it apart and eat at your leasure | | |
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| Steven Eickholt 9-15-2007 English 1a
Cambra Snyder Main Idea: Cambra went through a rough childhood, which led her to be the kind-hearted lady she is today. Dominant Sentence: After experiencing a rough childhood Cambra has found that there is more to life then what really meets the eye. General audience: College Students
Cambra Snyder was born March 9, 1989 in Monterey, California. Born to a small family of, her parents, and her older brother Tim. At a young age Cambra was plagued with problems, ranging from alcohol and drugs to suicide. After intervention she went on to helping people out that had gone through the same situations she had previously gone through. After some careful thinking and debating Cambra decided that becoming a nurse was her calling. Helping people cope through what she had gone through would be her personal goal in life.
Born and raised in Monterey, Cambra has seen it all. Growing up, she was the tomboy of the group. Playing all kinds of sports she was very athletic, she loved to play anything involving a ball and two teams. Ranging from baseball to soccer, tennis to basketball, and running. She would be one of those people you know that wouldn’t be caught dead in a dress. In third grade Cambra tried acting for one of her class plays and enjoyed it, but would never do it again. Life at this point started taking weird twist and turns that would forever effect how she would see life.
At the age of thirteen Cambra had made decisions no kid that young should have ever even thought about. Cambra had by this time gone so far down hill as to contemplate suicide. The hole was so deep that alcohol and drugs to get rid of that felling even if only for a brief moment. Her mom finally had seen what was going on and sent her to behavior modification school at Casa By the Sea in Mexico. After spending some time recuperating and getting her life back on track she eventually graduated. She then went to Academy At Ivory Ridge in upper New York. This is where she made her some of the best life choices in her life.
Cambra had spent a couple of years behind the walls at Ivory Ridge before being considered graduated, but her impact will live on there. With Ivory Ridges poor athletic department, Cambra decided to step in and do something about the alarming weight gain headed towards the school. After months of debating with staff and faculty she finally started up their first running team. Every morning her and a couple other girls would start running an hour before they were even suppose to get out of bed. This led to a healthier lifestyle and a better look on living.
Eventually Cambra was asked to join the student council, which consisted of 3 people. Their task was to figure out if students deserved to pass on to a higher level of education or to even graduate. They decided whether or not to start clubs and planned trips. Cambra took this opportunity and realized her life calling was helping people out. Eventually graduating the program herself she decided to move back here to Monterey and attend MPC. After some careful thinking Cambra decided to be a nurse and help people with the same problems she once had.
After coming back she realized that her mom had also been a great role model in her life. With her mom volunteering at events such as First Night, and the Red Cross, Cambra eventually started volunteering herself and loved to do what she was doing. Her mom taught her that no matter what always have a positive outlook on life and everything will fall into lace as need be. Cambra now works as a manager and smart and final in Seaside. Helping customers with issues and concerns. She also attends MPC as a freshman hoping to get into their nursing school. Cambra wants nothing more in life then to help her fellow friends in their time of need
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| i bought this painting yesterday. man do i like it. if you look deeo into it its kinda sad. but alas, i love this tribute
http://imagesource5d.art.com/watermarker/8-857-Z000YQTY.jpg
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